What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:51

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
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You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Dr No
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”